One In One Out At World Leaders XI

George Bush played his last game for the World Leaders XI in the Christ Nail Cup win at Weatherfield Rovers. Bush was the captain of the team but the same club rule that saw the departure of Pervez Musharraf and Thabo Mbeki has seen the departure of the former US president. The midfield supremo played 13 times for the Leaders scoring three goals with two of those coming in the classic 5-3 victory over Real Comics. He will be replaced by Barack Obama who will slot directly in to that position being vacated by Bush. He is likely to make the first team for the World Leaders second trip this week to Coronation Street for the vital league match.

Meeanwhile, non-league outfit Total Wankers FC are hoping to lure Bush down to Twatville as the ambitious club try to build their squad for a push toward promotion to the Fictionball Premiership.