Week 08 Roundup

Report by Gale Forcewinds

Joseph Stalin ended the last unbeaten record in Fictionball with the winner for FC Totalitarian. The Russian stalwart ended his own personal drought with his first goal for 63 years when he headed home a cross from Juan Peron with 20 minutes to go. The TV Presenters took full advantage by easily despatching struggling Steel City 3-0, Angus Deayton scored two goals in two minutes and Tim Lovejoy finished the job off in the dying minutes. That's six straight victories for the Presenters without conceding a goal.

Raymond Blanc went to the top of the scorers chart with his sixth goal of the season at Real Comics. The Tossers had fallen behind after Delia Smith had brought down Rowan Atkinson in the area and Dermot Morgan converted from the spot. Blanc equalised on 30 minutes before Madhur Jaffrey scored what proved to be the winner in this important game.

The Hitchhikers hauled themselves out of the bottom three after winning the relegation six-pointer against Hollywood Town. Ford Prefect's low hard shot from the edge of the area gave Argyle the lead before Brad Pitt equalised on the stroke of half time. Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings second goal of the season just after the break was enough to secure all three points to keep the heat off manager Eoin Colfer.